hey suit and crooked tie guy in the elevator with me-
just because the two of us happen to be the only two people on the elevator at the same time does not mean you can strike up a conversation with me. i do not know you. nor do i care to. our time together is so limited, just a few short floors. so please do not talk to me. your conversation only adds to the awkwardness that your obvious staring already created. so you go on and have the nice day.