the oddest search result

so i started taking a few vitamins, trying to keep healthy and all. one of the vitamins i started taking is having some odd side effects (odd dreams and tingling feet) so i thought i would cut it in half to see if it would lessen the strange effects.

so i did a google search for cutting vitamins in half, and seriously, these were other search possibilities given to me-




thank you google for that option. glad to know that not only can i safely cut my vitamins in half, but i can now safely cut someone in half as well. the internet is so useful.